Take It Off (Market Garden, #2)
TRISTAN......... ROLEX........ what to say? love him from the beginning .....JARED........“Just remember, the dancer does the pole dance. The pole stays still.” Oh. Hell. Fucking. Hell.
*ARC courtesy of Edelweiss via Pocket Star in exchange for an honest review*i didn't like the first one, i think i seriously damaged my brain with that one but oh well... curiosity will kill the cat again...
*ARC courtesy of NetGalley via Ellora's Cave in exchange for an honest review*gay braveheart?! oh my....i hope there won't be freedom scene at the end because that will crush my heart as always :DDDD
what a hilarious surprise!very very short but don't be fooled because the werecock makes up for it :)
The Fifty Shades of Grey Phenomena: How to write best-selling erotic romance
seriously?!do i even need to write the reasons why i won't be reading this?
Ok where to start....This book made my emotions go everywhere! I was confused, angry, sad, happy, appauld, shocked, wanted to stop reading, couldn't stop reading, I was sick for liking it, sick and hated it.... literally go everywhere.Just for the record I would like you to know that by my opinion this book is YA/NA only because the characters have around 20 years! Nothing about this book is YA/NA... nothing at all! I would not recommend this book for nobody that can not stomach abuse and torturing women.The sex was graphic enough.From the beginning this book is an effing mystery and an effing mindf*ck! The only thing you know for sure that the main heroine has an OCD.So it is very hard for me to write a review without spoilers so i'll put it in a huuuuuuuuuge spoiler :)SO IF YOU WANT TO READ THIS BOOK DO NOT OPEN THIS SPOILER! I REPEAT DO NOT OPEN IT!!!! HUGE SPOILER ALERT!So there's this girl that keeps sending messages to one mystery guy all the time and asking permissions for everything she does. My first thought was that she is submissive to hopefully some sexy dom :)Ha ha ha ha.......... no! Well kinda no :) you see, he is her benefactor but she never met him! NEVER! Lol nobody met him.... but ok will pass that one go...They have some twisted relationship which, I am sorry to say that, I liked (what can I say, I love weird books). So she is starting college, having shrink therapies, some mystery benefactor, best friend with her (which her benefactor also sponsors) and then enters Sebastian.Sebastian is normal and she likes that because she wants to be normal more then anything. I liked Sebastian, I wanted more of him, i still do! I have a feeling like he was the only normal thing in this book!So they have some hot'n'cold relationship which sometimes annoyed me... well she annoyed me with her constant changing of opinions! So her benefactor starts showing his jealous side (via messages – everything is over phone) but also encourages her to have a normal relationship... yeah i know weird again...Then one day when they are supposed to meet each other she is abducted! You see she has a secret and not even she can remembered it! She blocked it out of her mind! So she and her driver (her driver also hasn't met his boss) are abducted and tortured ... yep...Ok now is the part where not many people will like this.. lol not even I didn't like it and thought it was sick and WTF?!?!?!?!!?You see her benefactor abducted her and tortures her because he wants her to remember! He abuses her, they don't have sex, he only uses her as a punching bag and after some time she gets Stockholme syndrome! She starts to get turned on on a thought of him breaking her etc...I WAS DISTURBED BY THIS!!!!!! I MEAN WTF?!?!?!?! But that is not the biggest wtf moment I had! This one is:He is part of her secret, her past, and her shrink and him and the driver decided to make plan go further and torture her so she could remember!!!!!THE BIGGEST WTF MOMENT I HAD EVER HAD WHILE READING A BOOK!!!!!! I MEAN SERIOUSLY?!?!?!? REALLY?!?!?!?So she is pissed in the beginning but lets that one slide because they did set help her to remember and suddenly looses her OCD but some old habits of disease, like observing mess, stay?!?!?!?OMG WOMAN ARE YOU AN EFFING LOONEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?And what follows then ..... a love story... yeah who would thought so :)Ok I hated that I liked them but seriously now they were having hot'n'cold relationship...And btw I think that was the hottest popping cherry I read.... in the elevator... oh yeah the scene is very hot!So they have bdsm relationship.... then she leaves and comes back... then he leaves but she follows him because he is the one that didn't let go of the past and was in bigger mindf*ck then her...And then you have HEA :)I was really frustrated during reading this but I did like it and I was debating between 3 and 4 stars but sorry I just can't get over that plan how to cure her... that was seriously not right and seriously twisted .. sorry :(
i actually finished this! i actually did!I ACTUALLY ENDURED THIS TORTURE! i depraved myself from sleep because i was too curious what more could happen till the end! you know what happened?!?!?
CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT! YEP! MY BRAIN IS DAMAGED! BRAIN CELLS DEAD!
i actually laughed at the beginning! literally cried how funny some parts were but obviously it didn't last that long!
i mean this book....
this ..... i don't even know how to label this weird genre....
i mean wtf?!?!?
what did i just read?
seriously?!
what does this "epic" read have:
- one guy with 2 c@cks and a serpentine that heals "wounds" after hard f*ck
- seriously demented group of women "raping" and killing their victims
- seriously demented group of women gang-banging the heroine with dildo
- 3 brothers gang-banging the main heroine
- everyone all the time enjoying every type of penetration in this book
- seriously stupid heroine
- very weird satyr ways
- incest
- scene with the main hero sucking milk from one breast and their son from other while the main heroine is sleeping after giving birth because *no shit* she is tired and her husband helped her deliver the baby to the world (one effing weird world if you ask me)
- ridiculous scenes with healing the grapes with having sex on earth because seed = new life or something like that
- some myth creatures only to use for f*cking
- one of demented women dying of too many orgasms... by dildo (phallus taken from some creature that doesn't exist anymore)... yes you read it right
- do i need to list more?
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND DO NOT LOOK BACK!
so this book has the rating of 3.58... again i am shocked as much as i found out the rating about MY SERBIAN WOLF...
if i offended anybody in my updates that liked this book i apologize because that was really not my intention ...
everyone reads what suits them and nothing to be ashamed of...
i am just shocked...
but at least there is comfort in one thing:
if you want to see very visual review click the link below
BLACKY'S REVIEW
i believe SHELLY B had a DNF with this one... she was struggling to read it... chicken :P
this is HR and you simply can not make both main characters in HR virgins!!!!! HE CAN NOT BE A VIRGIN IN HR!!!
SPOILERS!!!!! too tired to actually write a review! but believe me it is a must read!!!!!!!!!!!read from down to up!!!! :)))) Blacky already told me to fix that :PPP
100.0%
perfection! beautiful!
88.0%
"I’ll die touching you. That’s all I ever asked."
86.0%
"omg
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
omg"
85.0%
"this scene reminds me of gladiator when joaquin phoenix yelled at her : AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?!?!!?!?
hehehehehe"
79.0%
"this needs to be a movie!!!!!"
79.0%
"need a break.... plots plots plots...."
65.0%
“I love the voice you speak with when—when you abandon yourself,” said Felix. “Let it speak. Speak through you. I’ve been so eager for this. You’re perfect. A strong man, a good man . . . oh gods, I don’t want to lose you—”
62.0%
“Just think how beautiful it’ll look inside you.”
I AM THINKING ABOUT THAT WHOLE EFFING DAY!!!!! (well not the dildo part, more like your part :DDDDDD)"
62.0%
"i see you are all hungry for mm gifs so to tease you at which part am i....
lots of playing here.... honestly didn't know they had marbled dildos back then :DDDDD"
62.0%
“If you don’t like it, we’ll stop at once and I’ll ride you like a pony.” “Can’t we skip directly to the pony bit?” Before Felix could answer, Anazâr regained his courage. “No, wait, I’m curious. I’ll submit to you. You can take me as I did you.”
“I’m not that athletic. Gods, but that was a lovely fuck."
i love them so much!!!!!!!! i don't want this book to end!!"
59.0%
"HE SAID IT!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 *SWOOOOOOOON*<br/>
59.0%
"He let his hand drop from Felix’s mouth, memorizing the intimate sensation of warm breath against his palm. “Why?” Felix smiled and answered with no hesitation at all. “‘Love knows not the meaning of the question why?"
58.0%
"Anazâr fought back the urge to lash out and strike. Hit him. Fuck him. Like an animal. Felix unmanned him."
48.0%
"OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!!!
OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!!
OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!!
SOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!
every sentence is yellow! for 3 pages! can. not. stop. highlighting!
"The friction against the drum-tight skin of his cock was . . . it was ecstasy.
............................
To submission, to satisfaction. Mine to give, mine to take. Yes, oh yes."
47.0%
“I’m going to kiss you now,”he warned in a whisper,transfixed by Felix’s smothered,glassy expression.“Make a sound,and I’ll stuff my cock down your throat to silence you,and then your pretty hole won’t get fucked at all.”He’d never used words this way with a lover,but Felix inspired him—Felix was his muse,better than any of the nine the poets called on.
I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS BOOK!!! IN LOVE!!!"
47.0%
“I said quiet.” Anazâr silenced him with a hand over his mouth. Felix’s freed hand went straight to Anazâr’s cock, and his eyes were wicked as they peered out over Anazâr’s fingers."
46.0%
"I have to see your eyes again.
Then he took a deep breath and raised his eyes,and oh gods,he looked nothing like his brother—everything he was,every tortuous contradiction,was right there on the surface of his face.No barriers,no masks.“Love’s a crazy whore,”he said.“That’s all there is,really.”Anazâr couldn’t reply.He couldn’t even breath.
I LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!!! I NEED THEM TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!"
46.0%
"Felix & Anazar!!!! i want them together!!!!!! asap!!!!! pronto!!!! like now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
30.0%
"He’d taken the full length of his master’s c@ck down his throat before,but gods,up his @$$ was another matter entirely.He ached.No,it wasn’t quite pain, but it was almost unbearable nonetheless, that feeling of helpless invasion.Trying not to moan or hiss,Anazâr kept his mouth shut tight as Marianus gripped his thighs and levered him backward onto his engorged prick"
26.0%
“Buy us some pastries for when I get back from my laps in the pool. A man can’t live on a belly full of cum alone, but I suppose you already know that.”
13.0%
"i believe the gif says it all at what part am i :)
13.0%
"really, really liking this!!!!!
- ok let me just tell you something first:1. the first book "exquisite" was first published in july 2012
2. i read the first book in august 2012 (so you see i was really waiting really long for this)
3. i've been waiting for the sequel for 5 months!!!!!!!!
4. i reread exquisite couple of times because i love mason
5. i was hoping the second will blow my mind too
6. it didn't
- possible spoilers (depends what will be on my mind during writing the review)!
- i will keep this short.
- i really liked the book, i thought josh was the perfect one, in his torn jeans and leather jacket etc. (yes i am shallow woman)
- the scenes with them were very very hot!
- the chemistry between them was awesome!
- but then somewhere it all went down for me
- to be precise: josh was the reason it all went down for me
- i mean what the f*ck?!?!?!
- don't people anymore date in books? does it have to be instant? do you have to know you want to marry somebody after 3 days or something like that?!?! i mean his constant leaving! every-f*cking-time!!!! so she could realize!?!?! i hate to tell you but that is just stupid! in that period people would actually date and see what will happen!
- him not being there was explained in the end (which i thought would be like that) but still stupid
- some parts were to sweet for me (wedding vows and the ending - i like cheesy but sometimes it doesn't fit the book - to me,i am weird)
- so you see i am in dilemma how to rate this book
- the first half was 4 stars for me, the second 1 star so i will use mathematics and rate it in the middle and give it 3 stars (2.5 actually but nevermind)
- i am really sorry because i really wanted to like it but....
- at least i still have mason to dream about
 - Ella Frank)
each moment they said - i love you/i love you too - to each other they should have stopped at that, but no they were on roll each time and it was too sweet for me to read that...but i liked it (gay rock stars what's not to like!!!!!!!!), and hope the sequel will get better!!!!
full review some other time...
"Daniel deals with his dark past by pleasuring women. Very selective with who he chooses for his erotic games, his next available choice, Sofia, doesn't measure up to the kind of woman he needs. But with his options near zero, he decides to take a chance"omg this i need to read ahahaha
WARNING: No safe word allowed. Broken hero and an emotionally wounded heroine. One inflicts pain, one needs pain to feel. Both carry secrets that might destroy everything.hmmmmm.....from the review i read apparently H is sadist.... again hmmmm....
wondering should i read it or not, but i already know i will and that i will probably be NOT very happy...
but curiosity will kill the cat....